new cars

a new car is like a same sex marriage,
they both involve a carriage.

a new car is like a jar of jelly,
they both are rather smelly.

a new car is like an internet site,
they both should be placed upright.

a new car is like flying school,
they both work better with fuel.

a new car is like a piece of paper,
they both burn and produce a vapor.

a new car is like my friend Jo,
they both stop when someone says "Whoa!

a new car is like my Little Honey,
they both require lots of money.

a new car is like a new car,
they both are new and named Car.

My Lean Green Machine

Oh how I love
my lean green machine,
I love it as much
as I do my own spleen.

If I were a bean,
even if brown,
I would make her my queen,
and give her a crown.

Oh how I love,
my lean green machine,
almost as much
as I love Jimmy Dean.

She sparkles with sheen,
as most of you know,
If my Mustang wore jeans
I would call her name Jo.

Oh how I love
my lean green machine
She brightens my day,
like French sausage.

My Bird Named Belle

Belle is a bird,
or so I have heard.
I may be a nerd,
but is Belle a word?

Some call her name Kitty,
Jo thinks this is witty,
But I say its sh***y
Just like this new ditty.

Whatever her name,
I love her the same.
My bird called Belle,
Or is her name Dell?

ode to a toe

there once was a boy with a toe,
he also had a friend named jo.

one day the boy decided to play,
he danced so much jo thought he was gay.

he jumped and leaped and jumped some more,
he jumped so much his toe got sore.

"Oh how I love my toe!",
the boy said with woe.

"How will I dance?
Do I have a chance?"

alas, the boy he did try,
he jumped and leaped up into the sky.

the dance was superb,
for it's beauty there is no verb.

if you get the chance,
you should see this boy dance!

the boy with his toe,
the whole story you now know.

If I were a flower I would be a tulip,
they come in pretty colors.

If I were an animal I would be a giraffe,
because I like to wear turtlenecks.

If I were a song I would be one by Frank Sinatra,
much more than this,I did it my way.

If I were a drink I would be pineapple juice,
because then I would be sweet all the time.

If I were a color I would be magenta,
it goes with everything except red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple.

If I were a word I would be "boys",
because then girls would talk about me all the time.

If I were a person I would be Nicholas Saadah,
he is who I am.